And this year's creeper award goes to whomever did a google search for "redhead with broken ankle nude" and landed on my blog. Congrats, you beat out "Deana is a cheatin' redhead" for all time creepiest search.
At least they prayed...
Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you. I seriously want this cup.
I was only half crazy when I got married. Then I had kids.
I've been married to a musician for 25 years. That takes Groupie to level crazy chic right there. I wouldn't trade it for the world even if our life does have it's quirks. He's awesome. For some strange reason, this joke scared my husband. Can't imagine why.
If you have ever reminded yourself that prison orange is not your color, you might be married to a musician.
Don't worry you guys, he isn't dead. I startled him one day while coming out my back door and the little bugger made a break for it and got himself stuck in my fence. I took a photo with my cell phone to text the guys who were fishing and ask them to come in [...]