Friday Funny: Plunger on my Hip

cartoonmeYesterday was my last day for physical therapy. My PT showed me how to use a kitchen plunger to break up scar tissue on my left hip and told me to try it at home. That was not a good idea.
1. I’m ADD

2. Plungers leave hickeys

3. They also stick really well.

I’m a married woman covered in hickeys with a plunger stuck to my left hip. I am not long for this world.