And this year’s creeper award goes to whomever did a google search for “redhead with broken ankle nude” and landed on my blog. Congrats, you beat out “Deana is a cheatin’ redhead” for all time creepiest search.
are you ready kids?
Did you know if you search for “Gynecologist Jokes” on Google, you will find my blog?
98% of my stories are about life after kids, gardening, faith, poetry and travel.
I do not write sex jokes –
okay, there was that one.
Or maybe two..
Granted, I did have a bit of a weird meltdown after my hysterectomy in 2010 and had to see a male gyno for the first time ever in my life. And yes it’s true I wrote several jokes about that which included the promoting of sedation gynecology and if you hear a comic in Tulsa tell that joke other than me — they stole it.
Deep cleansing breath.
And yes, it’s true that I did write a poem about my annual exam.
Still, it’s been at least two years since I wrote a good gynecologist joke. I honestly don’t have one. At least not any that I can tell without turning purple. So why I show up on the search is beyond me. The only reason I know this is because my blog gets hit at least two or three times a week by people looking for a good GYN joke and I did a google test to find out why.
Of all the SEO search engines in the world, I had to wind up on this one.
So… in that spirit, for all ya’ll looking for a good joke, I offer this new one that I found…